Johnny Shameless

Last night I was thinking, "Why am I not famous?" I mean, it used to be that you had to do something to be famous, but that's no longer the case. Society has moved past such outdated conventions as accomplishment, or even interest.

But I didn't want to turn artsick into a "get famous" site; one where I mercilessly slag and embarrass celebrities or write flamebait political commentary. No, I needed a different site for that. That site would be johnnyshameless.com.

Surprisingly, it's available. Perhaps more surprisingly, Johnny Shameless is the name of a Singaporean death metal band with a very low GG-Allin-cover-to-original-song ratio.

Honestly, I don't know what to make of them. I mean, how do you judge a GG Allin cover band?

"Yeah the lead singer flung poo at us, but there was no passion." There's nothing sadder than a lazy poo-fling.

From the YouTube comments for the video below, they're pretty hardcore.



Check out this response by the poster (who I assume is a band member):

hahaha Scumfuck86 u are so lame. If we suck that much and it really bother you, i suggest you dont watch it. I'm not pointing a gun at your head forcing you to watch our crap videos. If we come close as suck as MCR, well at least MCR are selling thoudsands of records. What do u sell? cheese cake? fucking lame shite. God is gay my friend.

That's right, motherfuckers, you sell cheese cake! And God is gay, apparently, though that sounded like an afterthought.

So now I feel stuck. If I make this site, will some Singaporean come to my house and half-heartedly fling some poo in my direction? I suppose that's a risk I'll have to take.

But also, what I'm just wading into over-saturated territory? What's another celebrity/politico slamfest in the vast wasteland that's already been established?

I suppose there's always my back-up site: lazypooflinger.com. Now that is sure to make me famous.