Top five English footballers with porn star names
5. Stern John (Coventry City) - That's not a nickname, his name really is Stern. His brother Strict went into the military, while his sister Permissive is "unemployed."
4. Nicky Butt (Newcastle United) - Haha, his last name is Butt!
3. Tugay (Blackburn Rovers) - You can tell me it's pronounced "Two-guy" till you're blue in the face. Your name is "Too-gay", dude, and it's awesome.
2. Steed Malbranque (Tottenham Hotspur) - Anybody named Steed is destined to either be in porn or play for Tottenham. The only difference is most people aren't ashamed to be fans of porn. Boo-ya!
1. Peter Ramage (Newcastle United) - The way Newcastle's defenders are playing this season, Ramage might be better off trying clear balls out of his own back half for a while.
Well somehow I went from talking about the names to just slamming a couple of clubs. Oh well, go Arsenal! 3-0 over Bolton tomorrow! And they'll probably all be own goals.
4. Nicky Butt (Newcastle United) - Haha, his last name is Butt!
3. Tugay (Blackburn Rovers) - You can tell me it's pronounced "Two-guy" till you're blue in the face. Your name is "Too-gay", dude, and it's awesome.
2. Steed Malbranque (Tottenham Hotspur) - Anybody named Steed is destined to either be in porn or play for Tottenham. The only difference is most people aren't ashamed to be fans of porn. Boo-ya!
1. Peter Ramage (Newcastle United) - The way Newcastle's defenders are playing this season, Ramage might be better off trying clear balls out of his own back half for a while.
Well somehow I went from talking about the names to just slamming a couple of clubs. Oh well, go Arsenal! 3-0 over Bolton tomorrow! And they'll probably all be own goals.
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