http://www.artsick.com/ Art, Food, Animals, and other distractions. en-us Coming face to face with my 70s-era, bottle-carving twin http://www.artsick.com/other/doppelganger.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 08-01-28 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/doppelganger.jpg Artsick or, the girl with the golden grinder http://www.artsick.com/other/out_and_about/a_tale_of_two_krogers.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 08-01-13 Other Out and About http://www.artsick.com/images/other/out_and_about/kroger.jpg Artsick If you only read three books this year, one of these should probably be among them. http://www.artsick.com/other/three_must_read_books.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-24 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/books/reading.jpg Artsick The top 8 chain restaurants; rated by the substances shot, smoked, swallowed, imbibed and eaten by their employees. http://www.artsick.com/other/restaurants/illegal_smile.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-15 Other Restaurants http://www.artsick.com/images/other/logos/taco_bell.png Artsick Memorize them and simplify your life http://www.artsick.com/other/permanent.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-12 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/permanent/matter.jpg Artsick What lies beneath the city of angels http://www.artsick.com/other/conspiracy_cutaway/underground_la.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-11 Other Conspiracy Cutaway http://www.artsick.com/images/other/conspiracy_cutaway/la_underground.png Artsick What lies beneath our nation's capital http://www.artsick.com/other/conspiracy_cutaway/underground_dc.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-07 Other Conspiracy Cutaway http://www.artsick.com/images/other/conspiracy_cutaway/dc_underground.png Artsick or, Little Orphan Ant-ies http://www.artsick.com/other/how_to/ant_traps.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-06 Other How to http://www.artsick.com/images/other/how_to/ant_trap_beer.jpg Artsick A review of one of the rarest of all movie-based text games http://www.artsick.com/other/games/back_to_school.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-09-04 Other Games http://www.artsick.com/images/other/games/back_to_school/back_to_school_cover.jpg Artsick Interrupted sleep brings danger and a most novel plan http://www.artsick.com/other/rabbit_wetzel/charmed_life.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-08-29 Other Rabbit Wetzel http://www.artsick.com/images/other/rabbit_wetzel/cauldron.jpg Artsick A magnificent discovery leads to second thoughts http://www.artsick.com/other/rabbit_wetzel/marmalade_shoebox.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-08-29 Other Rabbit Wetzel http://www.artsick.com/images/other/rabbit_wetzel/marmalade.jpg Artsick The new European way to (maybe) enjoy your favorite morningtime beverage http://www.artsick.com/other/french_onion_roast.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-08-27 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/french_onion_roast.jpg Artsick The most awesome first page of a novel ever written, and I found it! http://www.artsick.com/other/lost_found/greatest_first_page.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-08-22 Other Lost and Found http://www.artsick.com/images/other/lost_found/first_page.jpg Artsick or, why the job in advertising never worked out http://www.artsick.com/other/burroughs_jello.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-08-18 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/burroughs_sm.jpg Artsick Premises I could never really turn into actual articles http://www.artsick.com/other/idea_clearinghouse.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-07-27 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/mc_mahon_lg.jpg Artsick From the East coast of Africa to the East coast of America to the East coast of my stomach http://www.artsick.com/meals/ethiopian_veg.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-07-01 Meals Dinner http://www.artsick.com/images/meals/ethiopian_veg_sm.jpg Artsick The tastiest shepherd's pie (meat or no) I've had in a long, long time http://www.artsick.com/meals/shepherds_pie.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-06-30 Meals Dinner http://www.artsick.com/images/meals/shepherds_pie/pie_sm.jpg Artsick List of a stranger's outline of a lifetime. Found at the Burlington Coat Factory. http://www.artsick.com/other/lost_found/things_i_rember.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-06-27 Other Lost and Found http://www.artsick.com/images/other/lost_found/things_i_remember_sm.jpg Artsick We think Superman has done and seen it all; but sometimes we need a little reminder that he's still not of this Earth. http://www.artsick.com/other/brief_interludes/superman.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-24 Other Brief Interludes http://www.artsick.com/images/other/brief_interludes/superman_1.jpg Artsick The Lost Weekend of Atlantis http://www.artsick.com/other/brief_interludes/wonder_woman.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-23 Other Brief Interludes http://www.artsick.com/images/other/brief_interludes/ww_1a.jpg Artsick Expand your power over the alphabet and syllables! http://www.artsick.com/other/antianagramophones.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-19 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/gramophone.jpg Artsick I hope you're sitting down. If not, you will be when you watch these shows. http://www.artsick.com/other/television/fall_season_2007.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-16 Other Television http://www.artsick.com/images/other/television/iago_side.jpg Artsick One of the oddest advertisements I think in history. http://www.artsick.com/other/ef_hutton.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-11 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/walkie_sm.jpg Artsick Maybe they aren't all enforced, but they're all on the books. http://www.artsick.com/other/did_you_know_2.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-05-02 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/strange_laws.jpg Artsick The first in a series celebrating this small, lonely, dirty corner of history. http://www.artsick.com/other/history/biscuit_dough.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-26 Other History http://www.artsick.com/images/other/history/biscuit_dough.jpg Artsick More things I'm telling you, about which you had no idea. http://www.artsick.com/other/did_you_know_1.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-20 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/oz.jpg Artsick Enjoying that ice-cold drink? You sort of have this man to thank. http://www.artsick.com/other/history/fitz_heller_thun.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-16 Other History http://www.artsick.com/images/other/history/thun_lg.jpg Artsick What's that? Funnel cake for breakfast? You guys are geniuses! http://www.artsick.com/other/restaurants/ihopped_up.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-12 Other Restaurants http://www.artsick.com/images/other/restaurants/ihop_logo.gif Artsick They'll spit no rhyme before it's time. Okay, it's time. http://www.artsick.com/other/5_poets.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-07 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/5_poets/hugs.jpg Artsick If you're like me and don't have the cash to splash on this film, read our all-points review. http://www.artsick.com/other/film/the_lookout.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-06 Other Film http://www.artsick.com/images/other/film/the_lookout.jpg Artsick Arby's makes me sick sometimes. And not for the obvious reasons. http://www.artsick.com/other/restaurants/arbys.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-04-03 Other Restaurants http://www.artsick.com/images/other/restaurants/ham_swiss_lg.jpg Artsick Get 'em while they're hot! Though you can wait if you want. http://www.artsick.com/other/available_websites.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-02-27 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/title.png Artsick Some people say I project my own personality onto people who can't respond. 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Dreamlike and myth-y. http://www.artsick.com/other/lost_found/blueredyellow.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-01-12 Other Lost and Found http://www.artsick.com/images/other/lost_found/page_1_m.jpg Artsick When boredom attacks! http://www.artsick.com/other/certain_pics/set_0.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-01-09 Other Certain Pictures http://www.artsick.com/images/other/certain_pics/left_at_cat.jpg Artsick Fun for the whole family. http://www.artsick.com/other/dream_reality.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-01-05 Other Short Subject http://www.artsick.com/images/other/demon_lg.jpg Artsick Subway: We make the sandwiches you describe. http://www.artsick.com/other/restaurants/subway.shtml gcranfield@gmail.com (Graham Cranfield) 07-01-03 Other Restaurants http://www.artsick.com/images/other/restaurants/my_sammich.jpg Artsick